Drunk Correspondence
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... I decided that I want to write cards. You can read more about the History of my drunk writing elsewhere on this site. (Hint, here.)
Now I'm expanding that. Because if you do something and you like it, you gotta keep expanding it until you hate it and everything it stands for. Then you meet it in a dark space station 10 years after your last fight and strike it down... only for it to become more powerful than you could have ever imagined.
Fuck. Everything about me is Star Wars, isn't it? Sigh.
Anyway, if you know Mark Hamill, give him my phone number, would ya? I'd love to say hi.
Drunkmas is Here Again
That's right. It's November of 2023, which means it's time for your Drunkmas Card. If you want one, that is. As always, I have no intention of forcing you to take one, but you should.
Why? Because they're free, of course. Why else would I tell you to take one. Do you think I want to take your money?
Well, I don't. Not this way, anyway. Meet me in the back alley though after I've had a few and we can talk more about how you should give me your money.
But honestly it's kinda dumb to give personal information to strangers on the internet. Luckily for you, I'm not very strange.
Or am I? 🤔
Details
Who: You
What: Drunk Card
When: December 15th
Where: Missouri, this year
Why: Hopefully so I can meet Mark Hamill
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